It's a touchy subject, total world domination. In this document I will explain why I, Tass Sinclair of Sinclair Corp., am the perfect candidate to be Earth's eternal overlord. I will explain my current position, and contention of a flawless master plan.
Overlords are often seen in the public eye as tyrants, whose ideas of autocratic rule go against modern civil rights and democracy. This is not always the case. Evil organisations provide jobs for thousands of people across the world, giving them a range of opportunities, from obscure machine maintenance to repetitive guard work. In many of these organisations, they are assigned stylish jumpsuits and given places to eat, sleep, and socialise. On top of this, evil organisations host excellent revenue raising schemes, which from my perspective have little - if any - drawbacks.
As a pioneer in world domination, I present to you my cabinet of ministers who will work under myself for providing direct attention to many aspects of my empire.
The veteran of many monopolies, Mr. Pennybags has flirted with property ownership for most of his life, from Old Kent Road to Mayfair. Pennybags, the face of property tycoons the world over, also enjoys taking his nieces and nephews to the local fun-park.
Utilising the powers of earth, fire, wind, water and heart (what kind of power is 'heart' anyway?) in the fight for Mother Nature, Captain Planet stands for the wellbeing of the planet. He uses super powers based on the afore-mentioned elements to heal the Earth's ailments, and always advises young people to reduce, reuse and recycle.
Bringer of the 5th element, a rather hot lass named Leeloo, Dallas is a futuristic New York cabbie who's not afraid to take a risk for a big fare. An ex-military man, he takes to the Mangalore threat at the Fhloston Paradise resort with any weapons he can get his hands on. In a negotiation, Dallas responds to the Mangalore leader's hostage-taking with a few well-aimed headshots.
Sent back in time on multiple occasions for the protection or elimination of John Connor, The Terminator is a humanoid biped robot built for termination of humans. These machines come in multiple flavours: Some are conglomerates of liquid metal nanites, some have flamethrowers, and some wear dark sunglasses and will be back.
Responsible for the “Smash Bros” series, the Master Hand enjoys building situations of conflict between two or more people, and seeing how it all unfolds over time. When the matchup ends, he swiftly deals with the remaining elements of the situation to bring things back to normal. The Master Hand is famed for delivering a “backhand of justice” to those who challenge him.
Part man, part machine, all cop. RoboCop was the result of a project designed to curb Detroit's uncontrollable crime, including situations too dangerous for human officers. After a violent demise at the hands of an organised crime gang, Alex Murphy was reborn into the cyborg known as RoboCop. With a pistol always on hand, RoboCop follows his prime directives with a vengence
The undercover thought-police person known solely as O'Brien works for Ingsoc's Ministry of Information (minitru). Under the careful watch of Big Brother and the Inner Party, O'Brien uses the façade of a false truth to convince non-believers to look for an alternative to the Party's "truth".
Pioneering teleportation technology revealed to the world aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise, Montgomery Scott is most familiar with light-based teleportation mechanisms. He keeps ample control over mass transit systems, but things bog down in rush hour. Ye canne' change the laws of physics, Jim.
Lego Island’s chief builder Bill Ding always has a few tricks up his sleeve, and can often be found helping people build their own race cars, dune buggies and helicopters. Ding also has a penchant for building houses from the ground-up, and has a dynamic attitude which changes based on his headwear. It took Ding a while to realise how comically convenient his name was.
While not a Jedi and therefore unable to control The Force, General Grievous is still a force to be reckoned with for any Jedi fighter. Respawned into a cyborg suit of Durasteel and Duraniam metals, he was denied the honourable death saw befitting to a warrior of his stature. Grievous can wield a menacing four lightsabres at once, and has a mean cough.
The largest ever system for infrastructure built by Cyberdyne Systems, Skynet, uses existing hardware connected to the Internet to seamlessly expand its base of operations. This virus-like method of infrastructure renders Skynet as the most globally-aware system ever conceived.